Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Things to do before School.

Hello World.

Alright, So I'm going to make a list of things I want to do this summer before school starts back up again.

I've got until September 8th.

Alright here it goes.


1. Pick out a paint colour for my room.
2. Paint my room.
3. Get all of my Audrey pictures up.
4. Go through my closet.
5. Have a garage sale.
6. Move my room around.
7. Finish a collage for my wall.
8. Apply at Appleby`s.
9. Get a job.
10. Get pierced.
11. Commit to drinking water everyday.
12. Finally go swimming in my pool.
13. Go shopping stateside.
14. Go shopping in Toronto.
15. Lose some weight.
16. Become a vegetarian for at least a month to try it.
17. Get 50 followers on DailyBooth.
18. Get my computer fixed so that I can use my webcam.
19. Start reading the Harry Potter series again.
20. Call to get my G2.

Monday, July 27, 2009

If you don't want drama.. DON'T START IT!


Alright, so here it goes.
I'm tired of people complaining about where they live.
FUCKING, TIRED OF IT!

FDSJF GHR IOTWUNJTIUERHYMTJAK;LWDSJFK!!!!!

Honestly!
This is a facebook status that I stumbled upon and decided to comment on today.


GIRL - is sick of this pathetic excuse for a town.

electramayhem - pshhhhhh. this town is amazing.

GIRL - People talk too much. everyone knows everything in a small town.

OTHER GIRL - ^^ good point

Girl - yepp


OK HERE'S THE DEAL! IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW EVERYTHING OR TALK TO MUCH THEN DON'T FUCKING TELL THEM!
SERIOUSLY! THE REASON PEOPLE DON'T TALK ABOUT ME ALL THE TIME IS BECAUSE I'M NOT RUNNING MY MOUTH AND COMPLAINING ABOUT EVERYTHING OR DOING STUPID SHIT TO MAKE THE TOWN TALK! aaaaaaaaaaargh.
I'm sick and tired of people putting good ol' Ridgeway down.
I love it here and hate people who are the fucking plague.

that is all.
sweet dreams.
x


This is just a picture of the old train station in my town.
Its no longer there, Its been picked up and moved a town over. Its no longer in use, just a museum type thing. Although its not open, its just kind of there.
Anyway, I like this picture.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

BLARG!

Sometimes I wish my friends were as big of nerds as I am inside.

I'm super upset that I can't find my glasses at the moment. I feel like I've looked everywhere.
BLARG!
I need to go shopping, and become one of those cute people.

p.s in this case "blarg" does not mean what it usually means.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

I've Never Lived

This conversation happened a little while ago, but the amazing weather lately made me think about it again.

Me - woah, crazy lightning
Him - oh yea :D
Him - love it
Me - hah same. its been going on for a few hours :P
Him - yea :D
Him - my favourite weather.
Me - (li) haha, me too
Him - lol.
Him - kissing in the rain! soo awesome.
Me - hhaha, mhmmmm. what about in the lightning?
Him - even more fun
Me - sounds kind of sketchy.
Him - have yu before?
Him - i havent done it in lightning.
Him - just pouring rain.
Me - kissed in lightning? or rain
Him - either.
Me - rain. but not pouring.
Him - uve never lived.



Someday then. Someday.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Monday, July 20, 2009

My Skin is Your Canvas.

So today at camp the kids ended up getting bored of just sitting around and waiting for their parents. So Paige decided to grab the face paint and ask if she could draw me a heart on my hand.. well it all started from there.

The car ride up.

Well, at the moment I’m in a car on my way to Kincardine for the second time with Tricia and Bailey. It’s about quarter to eight. Yesterday I hung around all day and then went to James’ birthday party. Which was supposed to be a surprise, but Bailey had to spill... Anyways, that was good. We all went and bought white shirts to draw on, since it was somewhat a graffiti themed party. Anyway, the shirts ended up being fun, and people covered them in dirty things. Bailey put bright blue eyeliner on my eyes last night and I couldn’t get it off this morning, so I had to go to baseball looking like a hooker. I fell last night too. Me being the smart person I am decided that she was going to text and walk while being wasted and ended up walking right through the door with the big cement block at the bottom of it. I tripped and fell, and I fell hard. I have a massive bruise and I was down for the count. I was in hysterics, and could not stop laughing. Eventually I went home instead of sleeping over and crashed right away in my bed. This morning I got up super late and then rushed off to my baseball game, which was pretty close by the way, we lost by one. My team is actually playing again at the moment, since we had another game at one but I couldn’t go since I’m on my way to Kincardine again. My other friends are at the movies. They went to see “Bruno”. I’m uber jealous. I just told Zach I was wearing my “man pants”, he’ll be impressed... but not actually. Last week I went and bought men’s sweatpants and a men’s sweater, and a men’s tank top. I was pretty impressed by myself and wore my man pants on my walk with Zach the other day. I kept pulling them up as far as I could and embarrassing him. I also tried to get his face wet with my hand, but ended up smacking him in the glasses. Unfortunately, a guy walking his dog ended up seeing me smack him, and he was like “It only gets worse from here”. LMFAO I was dying. I did feel bad though. Then we kept seeing a group of younger boys, and as we were in the park they kept staring at us. So I was like... “WHAT! WHAT?” They didn’t reply, but just kept staring. Oh well that was basically the walk, there’s a picture of the pants on my daily booth. I’m obsessed with Daily booth by the way. When I first saw it I thought it was kind of stupid, but seriously... I’M IN LOVE! It’s amazing. I realize I seem to go off on large tangents. Honestly, I could go on forever about most of these topics, but then I seem to change my train of thought mid thought. Meh, whatever. We’re almost in Guelph right now, I love that city, and it’s SO pretty. I just love all the old buildings and that. I’m fighting the urge to fall asleep... AJSEKRJ E OLKSAMKLJAO DONT FALL ASLEEEEEEEEEP! I hate it. It’s because I’m not talking to a person. Ugh, this is terrible. It probably didn’t help that I was half lying down, and had sunglasses on. GUM! Gum works, I’ll chew gum. Correction, we’re almost in Cambridge. CHUCKIE CHEESE! Just passed one, I haven’t been to one of those in forever. Now we’re in Kitchener. Last night Ryan left his hat at Bailey’s house. She’s now decided that we’re going to take pictures of his hat everywhere. So she’s got a picture of Looby Loo chewing on his hat, and then his hat with a beer at Taps. We’ll probably have it on a few kids at camp. When we were driving over the Skyway in St. Catharines there was a car with a few Hispanic guys about our ages, and they were waving, winking, and blowing kisses at us. Then they rolled down their window. BAD NEWS BEARS! Fortunately they didn’t yell anything at us. It was hysterical. Bailey just took another picture with Ryan’s hat. It was on my head. Time? Its 8:26, and we’re just passing Picard’s Peanuts. Wow, this is a stupid and random blog. Bailey’s elbow is asleep, she’s flipping out. We’re in farm country now, it’s so beautiful. There are horses or cows everywhere you look, they’re gorgeous. The only downfall is the smell. The sun is setting at the moment, it is also beautiful. Anyway, I’m super stoked about this week. I’ve been somewhat missing it all weekend. I LOVE the kids, and I wanted a bunch of pictures, but I forgot my camera charger at home... smooth move Michael Jackson. There are a million Mennonites around here. I’m not sure why some people with really, really curly hair straighten their bangs... it just looks bad. We’re listening to a really stupid song about cows right now... like really bad. It shouldn’t be a song. “I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo.” Good lord. Remind me again why Bailey has control of the music? I’m feeling a bonfire in my bones tonight. We had one last night but we didn’t pay attention to it. So I’ve decided what tattoos I kind of want at the moment. I think I’ll always want the sparrow, and eventually I’ll get it. But I’ve also wanted scripture for some time now. I’ve decided the scripture I’ll probably get is a few lines from Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Anyway, my laptop is dying. We’ve got about an hour and a half of driving left. We’ll see how it goes. It’s ten after nine, by the way. So I’ve been writing off and on for about an hour and a half.

See you.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

MY HEART IS POUNDING!

Audrey Hepburn

Audrey_hepburn_profile

You're Audrey Hepburn! You're a real original. You have charm, elegance and sophistication. You enchant everyone who comes in contact with you. You are capable of setting trends without even knowing it, and yet your style is always classic. You know how to stand in the spotlight, but you also know when to gracefully step out of it. You're a humanitarian and you'll spend much your life and influence helping others.
Classic Audrey Hepburn Movies: Breakfast At Tiffany's, Roman Holiday, Funny Face

NO WAYYYYYYYYYYY! She's kind of my IDOL! My room is covered in her. I'll take a picture sometime.. but seriously..

MY HEART IS POUNDING. OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD.

(LLLLLLLL)




P.S FUN FACT - We kind of have the same last name ;).


Thursday, July 16, 2009

SIDE NOTE

The owners of this house come home tomorrow.
Guess I get to meet them finally.
This may be weird.
I'm somewhat excited though.
:)

COVERED

In paint still.
The kids decided to paint me.
and write obscene things.
Stupid Bailey and her lying mouth. hahaha.
More camp tomorrow.
Saw Harry Potter tonight, going to let it all sink in.
Not impressed there wasn't a Gaunt scene though.
Bedtime and orange juice (L)

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

I never sleep.

I'm going to see Harry Potter in the Kink tomorrow :)
8pm, the only showing of the day.. wow I love it here.
Wow, I love Harry Potter.
Camp again tomorrow.
Group 2 loves me.
GO GROUP TWO, PEACE!
I clearly got the right group, they all talk about being hippies.
I wore my peace sign earrings and they told me I had to wear them everyday.
Cause we're group two, and when you make 2 with your fingers you get the peace sign.
We win.

Peace and Love,
Until tomorrow.

p.s teaching young kids how to dance is the hardest thing. I love people willing to make an effort when I try and teach them, go Aiden, Vivien, Julia, and Natasha! There's more, but they're awesome.

p.p.s If you need anything I'm here. (L)

p.p.p.s that tattoo is fake. amazing drawing cred goes to Bailey Feeney. Want your body painted? Go to her. ;) Most likely more to come by the end of these 2 weeks.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

NEW TATTOO!


I love it. Its the biggest blue butterfly ever.
Symbolizes my calm new outlook on life, and me moving on and graduating. Breaking out of my shell and turning into a beautiful butterfly. AHHHHHH! Sugar shack is amazing.

Camp is also much fun. Brontae singing "Memory", and Hannah singing "You are my Sunshine".
amazing.

Monday, July 13, 2009

In about 6 hours

I'll be awake and getting ready to take care of 40 kids all day.
Lucky usssssssss. :)
Books and Beans in the morning (Y)?
HOPEFULLY!
Wish me luck.



P.S - Today I was charged 5 dollars for orange juice, was screamed at by boys who asked me if I wanted their penis, had a bonfire, ate french fries with hair on them, walked the whole of kincardine, and bought bubble tea in which Bailey spilled all over Tricia's car.
My day was a win over all.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

The Kink.

So after 4 hours of traveling in a vehicle with Bailey, and her Grandparents, I am finally in Kincardine. Well.. I came yesterday. I'm staying in a ladies house who is not here at the moment, she's at a winery in Pennsylvania with her husband. They have 2 cats, both of which we do not know their names, and we have renamed them Jenny(anydots) and Mistofelees. It should be interesting when they get back, seeing as they will have found out that we've renamed their cats as CATS characters, Bailey is jizzing about the wild amount of guitars they have in this house, and we will have lived in their house for about a week with out them here. WEIRD, but this place already feels like home. I'm also LOVING Kincardine. The town is SO friendly. Almost too friendly. They have a parade every Saturday night at 8, the band starts them off (its a highland band BTW. This town is very in touch with its Scottish roots.) and then the town joins in. The WHOLE TOWN follows in this parade, except for the people who are too old or too young to, and everyone else just watches waving. It was so crazy! Its also said that if you walk in the parade you're destined to come back to Kincardine. So I walked it, and I'm coming back next week. The town reminds me of the little towns in Nova Scotia, which made me miss it so much. The maritimes are my FAVOURITE places in Canada, or the world since I've never been anywhere else. Anyway, there's a lighthouse just down the hill and everything. There's also a coffee shop called the Book and Bean. Its cute, and crazy homey. You walk in and sit down and you don't feel like you're in a coffee shop, you feel like you're in someone's house. Super awkward at first, but you get used to it.

ANYWAY.
Showertime.
Then out and about.

p.s We've located a bubble tea shop, AND a tattoo parlor. By the end of this week we shall have bought something from each of these places a few times. ;)

Friday, July 10, 2009

Epic Rhyming,

Zach O'Donnell says:
so ur a tease lol
.'Brooke says:
i have been known as a tease.
it could be a disease.
that i'm known as a tease.
i try to please.
but i just tease.
like my rhyme?
Zach O'Donnell says:
haah
ya i do
a good tease is hard to find
one to bump and grind
a girl to spin ur mind
she's hard to find
lol
WOW
EPIC LYRICISM
.'Brooke says:
win
i'm blogging it.

P.S INGRID MICHAELSON


"Have you ever thought about what protects our hearts?
Just a cage of rib bones and other various parts
So it's fairly simple to cut right through the mess,
And to stop the muscle that makes us confess."



I wish I was a lyrical genius.

No Teeth on Prom Night?

I had a dream last night that I lost my teeth on the top left side of my mouth.
Then I ended up in the hospital, and somehow it was prom.
What on earth?!

So I googled what a teeth dream means...

One theory is that dreams about your teeth reflect your anxiety about your appearance and how others perceive you. Sadly, we live in a world where good looks are valued highly and your teeth play an important role in conveying that image. Teeth are used in the game of flirtations, whether it be a dazzling and gleaming smile or affectionate necking. These dreams may stem from a fear of your sexual impotence or the consequences of getting old. Teeth are an important feature of our attractiveness and presentation to others. Everybody worries about how they appear to others. Caring about our appearance is natural and healthy.

Another rationalization for these falling teeth dream may be rooted in your fear of being embarrassed or making a fool of yourself in some specific situation. These dreams are an over-exaggeration of your worries and anxiety.

Teeth are used to bite, tear, chew and gnaw. In this regard, teeth represent power. And the loss of teeth in your dream may be from a sense of powerlessness. Are you lacking power in some current situation? Perhaps you are having difficulties expressing yourself or getting your point across. You feel frustrated when your voice is not being heard. You may be experiencing feelings of inferiority and a lack of self-confidence in some situation or relationship in your life. This dream is an indication that you need to be more assertive and believe in the value of your own opinion.

In the latest research, it has been shown that women in menopause have frequent dreams about teeth. This may be related to getting older and/or feeling unattractive and less feminine.

Traditionally, it was thought that dreaming that you did not have teeth, represent malnutrition which may be applicable to some dreamers.

Other Perspectives

A scriptural interpretation for bad or falling teeth indicate that you are putting your faith, trust, and beliefs in what man thinks rather than in the word of God. The bible says that God speaks once, yea twice in a dream or a vision in order to hide pride from us, to keep us back from the pit, to open our ears (spiritually) and to instruct and correct us.

In the Greek culture, when you dream about loose, rotten, or missing teeth, it indicates that a family member or close friend is very sick or even near death.

According to the Chinese, there is a saying that your teeth will fall out if your are telling lies.

It has also been said that if you dream of your teeth falling out, then it symbolizes money. This is based on the old tooth fairy story. If you lose a tooth and leave it under the pillow, a tooth fairy would bring you money
.



Interesting..

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Dear Jane Fonda

You can pretty much pull off any look, and you're simply amazing at everything you do. Someday, I'll be like you.


Wednesday, July 8, 2009

i bet you think this song is about you, don't you?

Dear You,

Quit chopping away at my self esteem.
Quit not teaching.
Quit stealing my things.
Quit lying to me.
Quit telling me to stop when you know I cannot.
Quit yelling at me every time I mention my self body image.
Quit telling me I did it wrong, when you didn't explain yourself.
Quit ditching.
Quit making everything awkward.
Quit mocking.
Quit being naive.
Quit introducing.
Quit trying to set me up.
Quit telling me you will when you won't.
Quit being fake.
Quit failing me.
Quit forgetting your things.
Quit blaming me for things I didn't do.
Quit taking advantage.
Quit blaming.
Quit complaining.
Quit buying.
Quit spending.
Quit loving.
Quit hating.
Quit quitting.
Quit tardiness.
Quit depending.
Quit listening.
Quit crying.
Quit seeking attention.
Quit judging.
Quit being envious.
Quit borrowing.
Quit leaving.
Quit staying.
Quit being a coward.
Quit applauding.
Quit asking.
Quit adding.
Quit subtracting.
Quit giving chances.
Quit making me dread.
Quit not doing what I want you to.
Quit knowing what is best.
Quit stopping.
Quit starting.
Quit not caring.
Quit being closed minded.
Quit changing your mind.
Quit getting my hopes up.
Quit taking.
Quit not giving.
Quit joking.
Quit inviting.
Quit demanding.
Quit texting.
Quit assuming.
Quit being so vain.

Much LOVE,
A Girl Who Puts Up With It All.
(L)

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

jfdshaiujfhsd

I wish the people that do take me seriously wouldn't.

I wish the people that don't take me seriously would.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Daily Booth


Just joined daily booth.
Hello first photo.



www.dailybooth.com/electramayhem

p.s My dad just killed a lady bug. It was crawling on his face and he smacked it. Poor creature.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!


Rupert Grint had SWINE FLU?!?!
This blows my mind.
I'm glad he's all better now.




Not impressed I most likely won't be able to see the new Harry Potter movie the day it comes out at midnight.

Someone write me a song like this..


I think that possibly, maybe I’m falling for you
Yes there’s a chance that I’ve fallen quite hard over you.
I’ve seen the paths that your eyes wander down
I want to come too…

I think that possibly, maybe I’m falling for you

No one understands me quite like you do
Through all of the shadowy corners of me

I never knew just what it was
About this old coffee shop I love so much
All of the while I never knew…
Ahh…

I think that possibly, maybe I’m falling for you
Yes there’s a chance that I’ve fallen quite hard over you.
I’ve seen the waters that make your eyes shine
now I’m shining too

Because, oh because
I’ve fallen quite hard over you

If I didn’t know you, I'd rather not know
If I couldn’t have you, I'd rather be alone

I never knew just what it was
About this old coffee shop I love so much
All of the while, I never knew
I never knew just what it was
About this old coffee shop I love so much
All of the while, I never knew

All of the while, All of the while it was you
You…
You…
You…

Green



I'm not sure I'll be able to handle this.
Its too weird for me.
Weird. Just weird.
I'd like to say its not, but I can't.
My world is exploding.
That's a little far fetched.
But this is definitely blowing my mind.


P.S

The new hair colour is seen in the blog below ;)
Can you dig it?

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Friendship Festivals, Tim Hortons. Heidi and Spencer. BEWARE!

This is going to be a long one... so if you're not ready to read it turn back now.

Ali and I went to the Friendship Festival yesterday.
We were meeting up with Clay for his birthday.
So in the meantime we walked around looking at tents and other things.
First we found the henna tattoo tent, it was pretty cool.
So we checked them all out, and found a bunch of peace tattoos.
OBVIOUSLY WE HAD TO HAVE ONE.
We ended up choosing a yingyang (for Ali), and a peace sign (for moi).

Here's my peace sign. Yea, I know, I'm crazy white. Get over it.
<---And here is Ali's.

I'm not going to lie, I'mnot a huge fan of it, but whatever its just henna. So we went to this guy and picked it out, and this awkward lady who didn't talk drew it, and we looked at the sign and it said $5 each unless its like massive or something. Anyway, we gave the guy a twenty dollar bill each, and he gave us back both a 5. WTF?! Being the terrible pushovers we are we took the money and walked away. Because we can't handle confrontation. ANYWAY, then we moved on to the button tent, BECAUSE I'D BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK TO BUY THEM! They were ten for ten, so Ali bough 5 and I bought five. They're political buttons. So they all make a statement. I LOVED them all, which made it a bit hard to choose. Anyway, the ones I bought are:

"Love does not imply Pacifism"
"I was born a woman - I won't be told how to become one."
"Love has no boundaries."
"Sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."
and the last one is a picture of a car with the red line and circle around it.

Next we went around looking for Clay, and found his drunk ass near the outhouses. I've never seen him so drunk, it was hysterical. Then came the rest of the party including Mike who was equally drunk, and gave me the most welcoming hug i've ever received, complete with a drunken make out session with the side of my face. So we went walking with everyone, bought glasses, saw Becca with Jen and others, saw Jen Kaestner, went to Wendy's, met up with Randi, went on the Tilt-a-Whirl with Tyler, and then walked over to the concert and sat on the grass with Sohail and Clay. Then they had to leave so we met up with Becca and Stephanie at Tim Hortons. While at Tim Hortons we saw a few friends, andreminisced about drunken times like we always do.

Then we left and Steph dropped us off at the Stevensville Tim Hortons. As we sat and bothered Craig about all the different food at Timmies we waited for Aaron and Ian to join us.(Who apparently drank before they got there? ahahha) Eventually they got there and we spent the night making fun of Aaron's job and blowing kisses at Craig distracting his work. Eventually we left and came home and CRASHED! We were tired. So that was my night. Fun stuff.

On a different note. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are the most annoying, and superficial people i've ever heard speak. Honestly, I don't understand them. I watched I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here today, and Heidi flipped because Torrie ripped the label off of her hairspray bottle! WTF! She was crying and everything. GET ANOTHER ONE YOU STUPID TWIT! Arghhhhh. They were just so prissy. I couldn't handle it. I love Stephen Baldwin, he's hysterical. Its amazing.

Today I took about a million web cam chat pictures with Zach. Here they be ;).



These pictures are win.

Anyway, Mitch finally started talking to me at Tim Hortons.

Aaron looks hot in a uniform ;)

and Allen just broke his railing. HAHA. He snapped it. SO FUNNY!
Anyway. I'm done ranting.
skeeeeeeeeeeet skeeeeeeeeet.
x

Saturday, July 4, 2009

New Colour Pallet

SO, I'm dying my hair in about an hour.
I don't know what colour.
Be surprised.

< --- What I look like now.

The Olive Branch

Thanks for extending it.

:)

Thursday, July 2, 2009

I miss them all.


I can't wait until next season.




<--- She's pretty much me in a nutshell. Here's the quiz result ;).

You are Effy! You are a very complex person. You love to have a good time but often this relys on excess alcohol, sex, clubbing and drugs. You are generally a reserved person who does not make much attempt to socialize, even when others are interested in you. You try to make friends/family believe that you don't care about them, when in reality you love them..

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Happy Birthday Canada!


I find First Nations dances to be one of the most intense things ever.
I'm watching a man on T.V with hoops dressed in First Nations clothing jumping and dancing around a stage in Ottawa. At one point he looked like a bird flying around the stage, it was pretty awesome.


On another note, Michaëlle Jean cannot pronounce the word "Youth". Just saying, I may have giggled a bit during her speech. She is a lovely person though.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA! 142. wow, too bad I won't live that long.
I'm off to James's tonight for a barbeque, and then the Friendship Festival.
I'm super stoked. I hope to ride many rides while intoxicated, buy street meat & caramel apples, and take many pictures. WOOOOOOO! love life. You'll see some next post ;).