More Omegle.. I'm sorry, It eats your soul

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello?

You: hello!

Stranger: Alex?

Stranger: Guess not.

You: kristina

Stranger: Ah well.

You: good luck

Stranger: Sam.

Stranger: Mmh.

You: lol

Stranger: So how're you?

You: oh just lovely, yourself/

Stranger: Irritated at the fact that I accidentally closed a tab with an interesting conversation.

You: don't you hate that?

Stranger: Yup.

You: i've done that a few times (N)

Stranger: Mmh.

Stranger: It's very annoying.

You: i agree.

You: so whats up

Stranger: Nothing.

Stranger: Just sitting around.

Stranger: Omegling.

You: sounds fantastic

You: i'm picking out a new wig for my act

Stranger: What act?

You: my drag act

You: should i go bleach blonde? or fushia

Stranger: Hmm...

Stranger: Bleach blonde, if you're going drag.

Stranger: Over the top is hilarious.

You: short or long/

Stranger: Long.

Stranger: So you actually a guy, then?

You: Yep, what about yourself?

Stranger: Also a guy, but less of the drag.

You: you should try it. its fun. my friends don't know i drag though

You: neither does my wife (N)

Stranger: Eh, I'd rather not.

Stranger: I'm happy with men's clothes.

You: well, at least you can admit that

You: the bra is my favourite part.

Stranger: Mmh.

You: ever warn a bra?

Stranger: Faintly disturbing.

Stranger: ...

You: try it next halloween

You: sometimes it gets a bit itchy though

You: oh well, satin is nice

Stranger: Once again, I'd rather not.

You: i can deal with that.

You: so, you single?

Stranger: Yes.

You: ah yes, thats the way to go

You: FBGM, right?

Stranger: Huh?

You: .. fuck bitches get money

Stranger: ...

Stranger: No.

You: oh.. you from the uk or something?

Stranger: New Zealand.

You: WOAH SWEET.

Stranger: Huh?

You: i've always wanted to go there.

Stranger: Who doesn't?

You: australians?

Stranger: Well noone cares about them.

You: guess so. Americans seem to think they're pretty hot.

Stranger: Pff.

You: so whats there to do in NZ? any cool drag clubs?

You: or maybe normal ones for me and my wife to go to.. :$

Your conversational partner has disconnected.