Omegle. Say what?

This website kept me up until 4 am. Brilliant fun though.

You: oh you know just studying for my OWLS

You: you?

Stranger: OWLS? isn't that something from harry potter?

You: Something from harry potter? uhh.. what are you talking about

You: he's like a legend at my school

Stranger: oh god. i'm not sure if i love you or hate you

You: quick! make a decision :P

Stranger: i love you

Stranger: Look, you sexually confused, spineless degenerate.
You : You type too slow.

You: hawaii

You: you?

Stranger: china

Stranger: is it ok?

You: sure

You: i'm asian too, i don't discriminate.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I'm a mermaid

Stranger: hi

Stranger: forsaken mermaid???

You: yes sir!

Stranger: ok

Stranger: so sup???

Stranger: mermaid maam

You: nothing, flipping my fins.

You: you?

Stranger: ok.....alphabetically adoring a mermaid

You: awh, how sweet

Stranger: thnx

Stranger: may i knw whr u frm

You: the bermuda triangle

Stranger: okiii

Stranger: ok we evn hv connectivity out dere.........gosh???????

You: you bet!

You: my father is the merking, so he gets it done

Stranger: merking ??????????/

You: yes.. merman king

Stranger: i couldn't get it sorry

Stranger: oh......my salute to the king

You: yes, i'll pass that on

You: good night fair human