You are MY hero.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: my last boyfriend dumped me because of my beer gut

Stranger: I'm sorry.

Stranger: He must be shallow.

Stranger: Findd someone that will love you for you, not your looks.

Stranger: Find*

You: thank you.

Stranger: You're welcome (:

You: it might've also be because I told him I was turning into a man.

You: what an asshole eh?

Stranger: I wouldn't know if he was an asshole, although it wasn't very nice for him to dump you for such reasons. Some guys are just too shallow these days.

Stranger: Love should be through thick and thing.

Stranger: Thing*

You: I know. you think he'd be comfortable with being gay in this day and age.. he should've known though. I do grow a better beard than he does.

Stranger: You are my hero.

You: thank you.

You have disconnected.



I love people like this.